A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
(Source: sethmeyers)
Tracks
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
(Source: democracykills)
i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices
it’s so true it hurts my heart
(Source: breadmayne)
fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
(Source: sharonosbourne)
“All around you are spirits, child. If you listen, they will guide you.”
(Source: chasseurseul)
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Headline of the year.[latimes]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/55b2f31b36c77a9e89e8f096c8892de5/tumblr_mn422oGM5i1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
Headline of the year.
[latimes]
THINGS I LIKE
- when people use my name in conversation
- when people say “this reminded me of you!”
- when people remember little things i say/do
- when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
- when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look
me. sorry boo
Every fucking woman Ive ever shared a bed with.
I swear this is the last one
Jesus…
Man, I needed that laugh
(Source: oestranhomundodek)
