Me packing lunch
Call me beep me if you wanna reach me
I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"
"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"
"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"
"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"
"At least you act norm-"
"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"
Bob scrubbin’ your blog.